Q: To whom can I complain if I have a problem or am not satisfied?
A: You can tell God and the US Marines, but please don't be so tacky and ungrateful as to vent your frustrations on our Welcome Center staff or maintenance crew. We're letting you use our facilities for free, remember? We are NOT people you have hired and these are NOT facilities you have "rented."
We do not guarantee the weather.
We do not guarantee that no one will ruin their clothes.
We do not guarantee that your minister will show up on time.
We guarantee nothing at all.
Most weddings go smoothly and everyone leaves happy. These are the weddings that make us feel good about opening our private school campus to you and letting you use our chapel. But on those occasions when a bride, a groom, or the mother-of-either-one chooses to get cranky and begins to make demands... well, to be honest, in those moments it's very tempting just to call the Sheriff, have everyone thrown off the property, and go back to having a closed, private school campus with a beautiful chapel available only to students of our school.
A gentle and wise thing for you to do, dear reader, would be to make sure that the bride, the groom, and the mothers of both parties are fully aware of what you have just read. – Sincerely,
Roy H. Williams - Founder of Wizard Academy